Total Medals Earned: 566 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,455 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (330/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (175/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/110 points)
First time explode the zombie
Win 14 level
Win 27 level
Medals Earned: 11/17 (280/540 points)
reach the first 500m height
reach the first 50m height
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
reach 1000m height
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/165 points)
Finish cam 4
Finish cam 8
Finish cam 20
Finish cam 12
Finish cam 19
Finish the game
Collect all 15 orbs in one playthrough
Finish the game in "Ghost Mode" (unlocked after first completing the game)